kanapy:

Love You Like A Love Song ♪

textsfromtitanfood:

it probably doesn’t matter they’d all be screwed anyway

yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

feedingtheselies:

How can I be legally considered an adult when I quote spongebob on a daily basis

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post