Why should you read Artemis Fowl?

constantinevalentine:

Artemis: I’m going to do the thing.

Everyone: Artemis don’t do the thing.

Artemis: *does the thing*

Everyone: …

Artemis: *thing goes wrong*

Everyone: …

Artemis: oops

Everyone: …

Artemis:..help me now and I won’t do the thing again.

*next book*

Artemis:…I’m going to do the thing.

Everyone: for f***s sake!

And that’s the story so far for books 1-3.

nikaalexandra:

the worst thing about writing is that you aren’t just a writer. you have to be a thousand things. a poet, a flirt, a weapons expert, a bleeding heart, a scholar, a legendary cook, a theorist, an engineer, a reckless teenage girl, a dying god. you have to be able to write monologues and speeches and heartfelt confessions, and you have to make them believable. writing is putting yourself into someone else’s shoes.

writing is really hard (◕︿◕✿)

Obviously Robert Downey Jr. is auditioning to play Tuxedo Mask, yes?

secretaryshizue:

crimsonindifference:

asukalanglee:

Opening of the year

oH MY GOD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS

/bRB cRYING iN HEAVEn

SERIOUSLY? THIS PUMPS ME UP MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL

OH MY GOD I COULD RIP A WHALE IN HALF. A BLUE WHALE

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

sixpenceee:

Infrared sound is a sound that we can’t hear but our ears can detect. Between 7Hz and 19Hz it can install the sense of being watched, dread, fear and panic. At 19Hz the sounds can vibrate with your eyeball, messing with your visions and causing you to think you can see figures in your peripheral vision.
Old houses and buildings have thick walls and messed up pipes which can emit infrared sounds. This is how haunted houses can come to be. 
The problem is not everyone is sensitive to this type of sound. Do you want to figure out if you are sensitive to this “ghostly noise”?
Well you can, because when tigers roar they emit infrared sound. Go on this website and scroll to the paragraph on roars and click on the speaker icon. 
http://www.acoustics.org/press/145th/Walsh2.htm
If you feel scared then you’re probably sensitive to it. 

sixpenceee:

Infrared sound is a sound that we can’t hear but our ears can detect. Between 7Hz and 19Hz it can install the sense of being watched, dread, fear and panic. At 19Hz the sounds can vibrate with your eyeball, messing with your visions and causing you to think you can see figures in your peripheral vision.

Old houses and buildings have thick walls and messed up pipes which can emit infrared sounds. This is how haunted houses can come to be. 

The problem is not everyone is sensitive to this type of sound. Do you want to figure out if you are sensitive to this “ghostly noise”?

Well you can, because when tigers roar they emit infrared sound. Go on this website and scroll to the paragraph on roars and click on the speaker icon. 

http://www.acoustics.org/press/145th/Walsh2.htm

If you feel scared then you’re probably sensitive to it. 

lettherebedoodles:

rebornica:

laughyourheartup:

rebornica:

rebornica:


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lettherebedoodles:

rebornica:

laughyourheartup:

rebornica:

rebornica:

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this is 7 months old how did you find this

pixieneverland:

alice—n—wonderland:

My new Peter & Wendy edits!

tell me if you would like to see one on a t-shirt!?!

Like em?